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He likes K-pop but he'd never admit it. He also likes roller coasters, but you could never tell from the deadpan look in his eyes. He thinks he is blonde because he is German, but that's not the way hair color works. He sounds like a conservative but he is secretly a liberal. He'll take a bullet for his friend, but shank you for one wrong look. He's extremely paranoid, but they are probably out to get him.
Oh, look....its Joseph
by ElLeche December 7, 2020
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Joseph is a Mexican he is a well-liked guy and enjoys his fair share of music. He will love you and give you kisses and shower you with hugs. But one bad thing about Joseph he's a fucking lying bitch. DONT EVER TRUST A JOSEPH
person 1:Joseph is cool
person 2:He fucked my wife
by Mick The Jackass March 31, 2021
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He might have dreads nd always wearing a hoodie nd looking sad but he chill nd knows alotta people but isn’t popular he is one of those people that u would want to be around nd he is loyal but just ain’t find the right one but he is one of those people you kno is gonna be famous one day
Joseph chill nd laid back but funny nd loves girls but not gay he just hangs around them to keep up his rep
by Joseph Martin November 21, 2021
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A very good looking man who gets 5 girls each year.
i know a guy named joseph he is good looking and all my friends have dated him in 2 years
by anonymous August 2, 2022
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Joseph is a wonderful person, especially as a boyfriend. He can make you laugh, feel safe, and is someone you can trust. Joseph will do anything to make you happy. He makes your life more interesting than it ever was before. He is weird but in the best way. If you have a Joseph who makes your life feel bright, never let them go! They are a true diamond in the rough.
Person 1: My boyfriend is so funny and sweet. They make life awesome!
Person 2: Your boyfriend sounds like a real Joseph.
by TMNT Girl September 2, 2022
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Jesus father,The Original pimp,the dude who pimped out his wife to God so Jesus could be born or he himself started a ruhmor saying god knocked her up when he himself did it (plottwist)#thuglife
Hi my name is joseph, it is very nice to meet you.
by Jesus pops, the original pimp September 23, 2015
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Joseph is a super funny boy that will always make you smile and will always be there for you no matter what the circumstances any girl that will manage to get their hands on him will be the luckiest. He normally falls for a Diana and they will mostly be shorter than him and they will be the cutest funniest best couple ever. Normally they have the best sex Nd they have it often. Joseph is a smart boy that likes cars Nd driving fast.
Is that Joseph over there driving fast

Yep that’s him and he has his girl in the passenger seat
by Gods plan6789 May 16, 2018
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