Jordie

The act of ejaculating on a farting man’s anus then screaming the British national anthem in the time it takes to finish the act .

Last night me and prince Philip pulled a JORDIE.

Oh nice how far did you get through the anthem?

God save your Gracious king

by Old Lizzie September 15, 2022

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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain

This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.

by Teeth checker March 30, 2022

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a man who is turned on by squirrel porn

why is he looking at the tree
he is a Jordi he is horny

by Teeth checker March 30, 2022

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Jordy

Jordy is a 4”11 giant who is a fun time loving Disney watcher. He is an avid fan of ferrets and nerf guns. He can be silly when put around caged children. Jordy is a menace

Jordy: get in the cage u little beast it’s feeding time

Cody: omg ur such a jordy
Finn: don’t shoot nerf guns out your Willy again

by Iamvengeance08 March 9, 2022

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A 16 Yearold fucker, a manipulative asshole that should be wiped from the earth

That twat jordy fucked another 16 year old

by Annon.annon March 13, 2022

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Jordi

Jordi is a guy who is funny, loyal, smart and athletic. But has one defect. He doesn’t like his chicken moist or anything moist or wet. He like his thing dry and crusty.

Girl he is such a jordi.

by Chicken4000 March 27, 2022

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