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Joseph Ducreux

the pimp ass man from the 1700s that creates famous phrases in pop culture in his own words
You would say,"Fuck bitches, get money"

Joseph Ducreux would say,"Disregard females, acquire currency"
by doopypeanut December 6, 2009
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

A hot sexy bamf mofo. Starring in (500) days of Summer and Inception. He acts, and bust some sweet ass dance moves. Did I mention this bad ass mofo does backflips off walls and is hot as hell.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt should win a grammy for best actor
by Esmeralda Minero December 28, 2010
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Josephine

She is hot sexy and alway cute she normally has brown curly and wavy hair and has a bubbly fun personality whoever gets her as a friend is lucky
#hot #sexy #jojo #josephine
by Luckygirlxxx February 25, 2017
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Joseph

The fantastically hot guy in your class the makes you melt with just one look. Of course he does that sexy scowling thing with his eyes. He's got gorgeous brown hair and eyes and whenever he talks to you you get the butterflies inside. He's smart, sweet and extremely flirty. If you meet a Joseph it would be incredibly idiotic to let him go.
"Damn is that Joseph??"
"Yeah he's looking fine as always;)"
by the knower of Josephs October 21, 2012
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Saint Joseph's University

Hawk Hill as many refer to it is a school on the outskirts of Philadelphia where about 3,500 undergrads go. Although sometimes hard to find a party, as long as you have a fake, or real ID you will have a fun time. There are a few bars very close by but the best thing is that it's close to Manyunk where you're guaranteed a good time. St. Joe's kids love to drink and are mostly rich white kids. They love their basketball at SJU and will do most anything to get to the games in the tiny fieldhouse. One of the best business schools in the U.S. and even though you might not go to many parties, you're sure as hell going to get a good job graduating from this school.
Saint Joseph's University, a good school with lots of white kids where you're most likely gonna bar hop and not party hop.
by Htowner July 17, 2006
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Joseph Mama

Boss - I need a telephone number for Joseph Mama.
Secretary - Just a moment......Hey! Wait a second.
Boss - HA HA HA
Secretary - You got me! (You dumb son of a bitch)
by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009
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Joseph

The perfect boy. There boy you fall in love with at first sight. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and has the best personality. He is so alive. You'll be day dreaming about him for weeks. You'll never be able to forget about him. He's "the one". The perfect boy. He lives out in the country, small town, and the cutest voice. He's an amazing football player, he's a star track runner. He goes right to your heart. He's the best person you'll ever know. In fact he's the best person in the world. He jokes around, is a gamer, and is super nice. It's soo hard to be apart from him. He's amazing. You'll do anything to be with him. Any girl would be lucky to even know him. Your heart will long for him. You'll be wonderstruck when you see him. He's enchanting.You'll never fall in love with a better person. He's flawless. Every conversation you have with him will be amazing. You'll charish every time you talk to him. You'll brush all the way home after a night hanging out with him. Every time you hang with him will be perfect. I will spend my entire life with him if i can. I love Joseph, I love him with all my heart. Keep him close to you forever, and never let go.
**after staring into his eyes and falling in love at that moment**
"Hi, my names Joseph"

**Keep him close to you**
by ILOVEJT December 30, 2011
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