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jismslap

When a man ejaculates into the palm of his hand then proceeds to slap his fair lady's ass.
"Hey baby, I'm gonna jismslap you"

I just jismslapped my girlfriend. It was awesome.
by dirtyscrabble101 February 19, 2012
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jismslap

When a man cums in his hand, then slaps his girlfriend's ass. It's a loving gesture between 2 consenting adults.
Go on upstairs and jismslap my daughter!
by Salish Seaman March 17, 2012
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jismslap

When you cum in your hand and slap your girl's ass.
"I jismslapped that girl's nice ass"
by p00py March 20, 2012
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jismslap

When a guy cums on his hand and slaps the girl's ass.
Man: Dude, i just jismslapped my girlfriend last night.

Other man: That's awesome dude!
by Asian guy April 25, 2012
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jismshark

When the non-jisming person is lying face down with their legs together, the Jisming person jisms the crack in between their legs to create a tail

the non jisming person (now jism shark) then thrashes around the bed hungry and bites the Jisming persons penis off
Wowee that was one seriously hungry jismshark last night! Bit straight through the top of me knob and had to rush me down to the ED!
by Jismshark February 3, 2021
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Jismep

Jismep? Nah that name isn’t in here
by Maybeidk November 23, 2021
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Jismairy

Jismairy is a wonderful human who is amazing at a lot of things. When you want the perfect girl, Jismairy is the one. Jismairy is a small girl but very social. She often is caring, good sense of humour and sexy. Her friends are very important to her and whoever is her love is a very lucky person.
Jismairy is amazing
by Cocoloco3000 November 25, 2021
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