Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.

by Angry Pirate Andy January 25, 2010

making jellyfish

1. having a meeting with 'madam palm and her five friendly sisters' in the bath
2. A liquid 'wank'
3. drowning the bald mans babies

Excuse me vicar, have i got anything on my face? I was making Jellyfish in the bath this morning.

by churdler April 4, 2003

sexual tension jellyfish

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.

I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.

by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008

Smith mountain lake jellyfish

a submerged plastic grocery bag full of beers used to transport beers while swimming. often seen at wakeboard contests

"Want a beer?"

"Nah, I got my own, check the smith mountain lake jellyfish."

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by ARRRRDub July 18, 2010

highway jellyfish

When you jerkoff on the highway into a condom and then throw the used condom out the window

I tossed that highway jellyfish onto a passing car after I finish jerking off

by Jomac1227 December 4, 2017

pull a jellyfish

to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.

Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.

Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.

by An Interesting Name October 21, 2009

coney island jellyfish

a used condom you find on the beach

Look mom! I found a coney island jellyfish!

by haplopgroup9 July 15, 2015