Jaboobs

n (proper, normally):The male that lives across from you and always comes into your room. They generally are bigger than you, have a tendency to look you in the eye, and oftentimes wake you up when they are heavily under the influence of alcohol.
See: Japubes

Jaboobs totally sucks at darts!
I was asleep and Jaboobs came in here and totally woke me up 'cause he was schwasted!
That guy that lives across the hall is totally Jaboobs!

by Matthew Parmesan April 23, 2006

Jaboo Freeny

A person who is doing something ridiculous and another person calls them out for it.

Dad: Do your chores.
Kid: I'd rather play video games.
Dad: Stop being a Jaboo Freeny...

by KatAttack_ September 18, 2017

Jaboc

Jaboc is a different breed of the name 'Jacob'. Traditionally this person is the biggest simp you will meet and most likely plays it off horribly. People who are named Jaboc also think that vehicular manslaughter should be legalized.

"Look at Jaboc, he is simping so much over there, DID HE JUST RUN A FAMILY OVER?"

by Jabocw April 24, 2021

jabooty hook

The act of slipping ones three middle fingers into the crack of another person withh full force while saying "jabooty hook"

bruce had his hand in dan's ass and pulled off a solid jabooty hook
sarah jabooty hooked jen last night

by billy 787 November 25, 2007

Jaboofer

A term used for over-achievers in some High School Algebra classes

Sam and Jacqui are jaboofers since they get such high grades on their tests

by noneofyourdangbe-nizwhatmyname December 3, 2010

Jaboom

1. When one or two people are in love and want each other

2. When some one who has some type of flow and use's it to lure Canadians

1. I felt so Jaboom when i so Andrew.

2. Jaboom!!! i saw Andrew.

by the canaker August 28, 2010

jabone

racist word for a black person

git offa ma yerd ya stinkin jabone!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003