Feet itis

Where your feet so fucked up that they start cracking after every step

I don’t want to go to the nail Solon because I know the Chinese people will talk shit about my feet itis in Chinese

by JuicyCat May 4, 2021

Dobrik-itis

Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug

I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis

by david dobriks wife January 24, 2019

Mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis

This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Friend: Omg I have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Me: Omg same.

by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021

TheOffice-itis

When you have excessive attachment to The Office show

I have TheOffice-itis; I have watched the show nonstop for 48 hours straight.

by ILoveMichaelScott September 9, 2018

Bralcolm-itis

The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.

are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis

by wn[r9einv[9i September 23, 2011

Jemma-itis

Jemma-itis is a serious disease of laughter where you slowly die from laughter, starting with pain in the face and abdomen then on the throat slowly suffocating away until death. Cause is overly funny friend or some that laughs aat anything and everything.

(someone laughing really hard) Oh-no she/he got a case of Jemma-itis! Get away from him/her you die from laughter!

by Otakuboy123456789 August 22, 2018

Tetris-itis

Someone who overly uses, addicted, to Tetris. They can't eat, sleep or be merry without one dose of Tetris.

A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.

Martyna has tetris-itis

by DoctorR January 1, 2012