bri-ing

When you dont know and/or are oblivious to the most obvious things and reply with "what? I dont get it?".

damn it chray, you bri-ing bro

by Skuad November 19, 2016

ez-ing

solid gold bullion, world series of poker bracelet-wearing, er-o-dactyl, supernova, whistle-whistle, snap-snap, multi-orgasmic crescendo of *WINNING* (with triple ookie).

charlie sheen can only dream of ez-ing.

michael phelps has high hopes of ez-ing the next olympics.

by SHI Live April 19, 2011

AM-ing

(n/v): An excuse for being up during the hours before what we consider "morning". However, you must've been asleep before 12 am to use this excuse.

Craig: "Why are you up at 4:30 in the morning?"

Jane: "I'm AM-ing...what about you?"

by 𝕴𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖊 June 9, 2020

Hazlehoff-ing

The act of a wedgie and a guillotine choke applied to a single person at the same time

He was so drunk that he never saw the hazlehoff coming. I grabbed his underwear and gave him a huge wedgie while my friend gave him a guillotine choke.

He was fighting back while we were Hazlehoff-ing him, but he couldn't do anything about it.

by TheRealMarcusAurelius September 30, 2014

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

Ricecake-ing

rice cakes are really low in calories, so this refers to starving yourself

i have an ED so I'm Ricecake-ing .I need help.

by soyoucanhelpothers September 24, 2020

Alf-ing

Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF

Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.

by Jacecakes May 12, 2020