Information Bukkake

Willingly subjecting yourself to multiple simultaneous streams of social media ejaculate.

Brendan: "Hey Patrick, want to go out tonight and grab a beer?"

Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to stay in tonight and bathe in the pale glow of several LCD screens at one time."

Brendan: "It looks like you're getting quite the information bukkake."

by My Best Friend's Friends October 4, 2011

Information Slut

When Someone, Be it friend or family, Gets private information out of you occasionally, But when Asked anything, They Say Nothing, Reveal Nothing.

Chuck: I told Amy why i did what i did the other day.

Bill: Hasn't she been really secretive lately, and acting strange?
Chuck: Yeah, and when i tried to found out, she wouldn't tell

me anything.
Bill: She's being a real Information Slut

by TheBlackestRoses August 4, 2012

infartation

Verb; The act of cutting a shit short (see, Turd Cutter) in order to reinforce later fart's stink.

Dude, what the fuck!?!?
I know right? Post-hummus infartation, gets them every time...

by yossgold October 8, 2014

Information Guru

An information guru is a person or group of persons with a figurehead that disseminate information to the public that the public might not have access to because the corporate news media does not reveal it. It is information that is based on facts that have been skewed into opinions based on the person’s or the group’s personal agenda. The information is presented in such a way as to proselytize people into taking action in favor of the information guru’s agenda.

The pundit obtained all of his information from an information guru and not from researching the facts in the library.

by webproducer November 18, 2014

Information junkie

A person who researches and memories a lot if random details that are literally irrelevant to anything in daily life; also known as Tammy Marie.

True to her information junkie reputation, Tammy Marie said to him, "Oh, I just read about that new booty workout online yesterday."

by tigress866 May 24, 2017

Acute Inflammation by Proxy

An STD classified by irritation of the genitalia, be it male or female, causing redness, swelling and in some cases itching of the: genitals, crotch, gooch and/or other surrounding regions.
"Red Dick of Death" (abbreviated "RDoD")

Barry- "Yo, I think Liz gave me acute inflammation by proxy..."
Gerard- "The Red Dick of Death? Sucks bro."
Barry- "Yeah i guess i gotta get checked, damn"

by GoofyGoober21 March 8, 2011

Detrimental Information

Compound noun. Information that one is better off not knowing or being exposed to.

Bro 1: That chick you're crushing on was enthusiastically promiscuous for a year after she divorced.

Bro 2: That's detrimental information, man.

by Bro Ally September 3, 2013