chronic indecision

A constantly reoccurring or persistent inability to make up one's mind; perpetual doubt concerning two or more possible alternatives or courses of action.

"He missed out on so many opportunities due to his chronic indecision"

by srg47 December 29, 2007

police induced traffic jam

when a police drive slow, and no one will pass him fro fear of getting a ticket.

man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60

by mega8 August 27, 2011

Project Induced Tourettes

n., The act of shouting obscenities when working on a home improvement project.

Dad (who is tiling the back-splash): "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."

by Groovy Nate April 26, 2012

Ex-induced schizophrenic

An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.

It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.

Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

Spice induced suicide

Getting a bag of fiesta sized takis and crumbling it up until everything is a powdery mess and downing the whole bag

David: dude did you hear about john, he shit all of organs out
Steven: how did that happen
David: he committed spice induced suicide

by Cunt lettuce February 17, 2020

YouTube-recommendation-induced delay

Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).

When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

Indicktion

When the dick of an obese man is engulfed and hidden by the fat surrounding his pelvic area.

I gained so much weight over the holidays, I suffered from a bad case of indicktion, my girl could not find my dick.

by Frank Palace January 6, 2012