tweeker tent

The use of a jacket to shield yourself from sight while smoking speed.

While sitting in a Walmart parking lot on Christmas morning, Johnny used his tweeker tent to hide from people seeing him smoke speed.

by Icyveins November 30, 2016

the whole tent

when a western person zealously converts to islam

jim's gone the whole tent

by nebiru100 January 26, 2012

Slumber tent

Pitching an erection in your underwear, particularly when waking.

What's that in your pants mate,

Oh No, I've got a full slumber tent this morning. Really need to whack it off.

by rtyuibgh June 26, 2010

pitch tent

The act of raising a tent or blanket or shelter with ones boner.

We forgot tent poles, Trevor can just pitch tent tonight.

by Fifty1Mustang February 18, 2018

Dwarf Tent

A tent effect created by an erected penis pushing the duvet upwards at one point.

The Dwarf Tent is created when someone lies down on their back under a duvet and their erected penis lifts the duvet creating a tent like effect.

by DrLemonVimto January 4, 2010

popping tents

The act of a guy experiencing numerous errections.

There were so many babes on the beach that my brother started popping tents left and right

by Thorax Carnage February 20, 2014

chastity tent

A tent typically draped over a muslim woman's entire body to prevent her skin from being seen by men, which would inevitably lead to sex: if a man sees any woman's skin he would be unable to resist his sexual urges, and would inevitably have to honor her obvious sexual invitation by forcing her to have sex. Her adultery or premarital sex would bring shame to her family, who in turn would be forced to stone her to death to uphold their honor.

A chastity tent is similar to a chastity belt in that the goal is to prevent women from having sex with other men. The difference is that the chastity belt physically prevents sex, and is enforced with a key, whereas the chastity tent works by visually preventing women from being seen (which inevitably leads to sex), and is enforced with the threat of beatings, rape, and stoning to death.

Muslim women enjoy covering themselves with a concealing chastity tent or head tent, even when overheating in the hot desert sun.

Doctor: Your vitamin D levels are dangerously low. If you continue to wear that chastity tent you put yourself at greater risk for heart disease and osteoporosis, and the baby you breastfeed may become malnourished and develop rickets. You must have 15 minutes of sunlight on your skin everyday.

Woman: I'd rather risk disease and a stunted child than be beaten by my husband or raped and then stoned to death.

by 4justice August 5, 2009