by Joe Blogggs October 30, 2006
A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.
Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
by jeorb87 December 11, 2020
The dried ring of ketchup that forms around the lid, causing undue anxiety should it happen to fall into your food. Can also be applied to other condiments/food items.
by Betsey Bodaschweri April 24, 2011
A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.
"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"
"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"
"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"
by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015
Ketchup Ranking is a system used to determine how efficiently the space in a fridge is being used.Typically employed in student housing. A Ketchup Ranking is determined by the number of ketchup bottles present in a fridge, compared to the number of people using said fridge. If there is only one bottle of ketchup, space is being used optimally. If there are 4 bottles of ketchup, and 4 people, that is a failing Ketchup Ranking. Thus the number of ketchup bottles determines the Ketchup Ranking.
Dude, there are 6 bottles of Ketchup in here, two are nearly empty, and there are only 3 of us living here... We need to throw a potluck or boil some hotdogs because our Ketchup Ranking is through the roof!
by WookieSoup April 10, 2011
While snooping through my girlfriends bathroom. I opened the cabinet under the sink and saw at least 300 ketchup sticks just laying on the floor.
by baaba December 15, 2009
A hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.
1. A discreet hand job.
2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.
3. A hand job done out of obligation.
4. A rushed hand job.
1. A discreet hand job.
2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.
3. A hand job done out of obligation.
4. A rushed hand job.
by WillBriz August 28, 2006