like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker July 3, 2005

like a whore in a candy shop

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing

guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

by hugh j. rack April 8, 2010

Shawty's like a melody in my head

that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday

Shawty's like a melody in my head that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday, Its like my ipods stuck on replay "re - ouuu - ou- ou - ou - ou-ou-ou-ou"

by MaximusIsHereNow August 23, 2020

sweating like a Muslim in customs

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

by ih8pinks April 22, 2019

like a fart in a frying pan

Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.

I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

by Sauteéd flatus December 20, 2007

Old like the condom in your wallet

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

by Guy st April 26, 2006

went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011