Ian is a strange specimen. He is yet thicc and skinny at the same time. He enjoys emptying his nutsack at inappropriate moments, such as during weddings or funerals. Ian cannot differentiate good and evil because his mear brain can't handle such complexity. A simple equation, such as 1+1 could be considered difficult for the creature. This "thing" feeds on cheese and cheese alone. Ian is afraid of Greg and Benjamin because these 2 creatures have tendencies of fighting over drugs and this startles Ian.
Я собираюсь изнасиловать Ian
by alpacafries December 4, 2018
In his free time he jerks off into her sisters underwear and spends most of his time devising a plan to shoot up a school
by Pussygrabber4842 April 10, 2019
by Wazzup!! March 4, 2011
Oh my fucking god don’t get me started on Ian.
He’s so fucking annoying I’m going to lose my shit he is going to be the fucking death if the entire hq cafe I will not hesitate to ban him if I ever get admin. If he pisses me off at least once I’m going to go feral and snap I’m going to fucking crack open and vehdhhdhdjhdhdhdjh fuck you ian
He’s so fucking annoying I’m going to lose my shit he is going to be the fucking death if the entire hq cafe I will not hesitate to ban him if I ever get admin. If he pisses me off at least once I’m going to go feral and snap I’m going to fucking crack open and vehdhhdhdjhdhdhdjh fuck you ian
Ian is annoying as fuck
by Ray I guess September 3, 2020
by Thicclord Matthew September 6, 2020
Girl: Who are you a Ian
by CoolGuy_420 April 8, 2019
Somebody that isnt mentally retarted but is very bad in school and breaks random shit in the bathroom for no reason
by Grhape doctur October 20, 2018