Feet itis

Where your feet so fucked up that they start cracking after every step

I don’t want to go to the nail Solon because I know the Chinese people will talk shit about my feet itis in Chinese

by JuicyCat May 4, 2021

Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"

Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.

by Ghiberty December 31, 2009

Dobrik-itis

Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug

I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis

by david dobriks wife January 24, 2019

dopey-itis

being a stupid cunt

you’re so stupid, do u have dopey-itis?

by mainbitchx April 1, 2020

Fortnite-itis

A term used to describe a fucking plays fortnite 24/7

This dude plays fortnite I bet he has the virus, the fortnite-itis

by Fortniteboi69 November 6, 2018

Bralcolm-itis

The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.

are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis

by wn[r9einv[9i September 23, 2011

Tetris-itis

Someone who overly uses, addicted, to Tetris. They can't eat, sleep or be merry without one dose of Tetris.

A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.

Martyna has tetris-itis

by DoctorR January 1, 2012