A newly found disease where the infected is slowly suffocated to death, the pain starts in the face and abdomen , then makes you dizzy of low oxygen being passed to the brain and then slow death of suffocation by laughing. The cause is by overly funny friends or some that laughs at anything even some drinking energy drinks. There is no cure for this, at least you die laughing.
(Someone laughing really hard and uncontrollably) oh no she/he got a case of Jemma itis, get away you'll die from laughter if you're infected!
by Victim of Jemma itis August 26, 2018
A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.
Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow
Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.
Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow
Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.
by jazzy.inf January 05, 2023
A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.
Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..
by Suck a Fkwit July 25, 2023
The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.
by wn[r9einv[9i May 20, 2011
Someone who overly uses, addicted, to Tetris. They can't eat, sleep or be merry without one dose of Tetris.
A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.
A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.
Martyna has tetris-itis
by DoctorR December 30, 2011
jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
by opulence_magic February 19, 2021
This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.
by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021