Feet itis

Where your feet so fucked up that they start cracking after every step

I don’t want to go to the nail Solon because I know the Chinese people will talk shit about my feet itis in Chinese

by JuicyCat May 4, 2021

Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"

Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.

by Ghiberty December 31, 2009

TheOffice-itis

When you have excessive attachment to The Office show

I have TheOffice-itis; I have watched the show nonstop for 48 hours straight.

by ILoveMichaelScott September 9, 2018

Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto

jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'

by opulence_magic February 18, 2021

Jemma-itis

Jemma-itis is a serious disease of laughter where you slowly die from laughter, starting with pain in the face and abdomen then on the throat slowly suffocating away until death. Cause is overly funny friend or some that laughs aat anything and everything.

(someone laughing really hard) Oh-no she/he got a case of Jemma-itis! Get away from him/her you die from laughter!

by Otakuboy123456789 August 22, 2018

Degen-Itis

When a person becomes obsessed with Crypto Banter and can not stop watching the show.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DEGENS BABY!

Friend: buy the dip and hold!
Me: Yeah! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DEGENS BABY!
Friend: How many times a week do you watch Crypto Banter?
Me: Yes!
Friend: u got a bad case of DEGEN-ITIS

by Crypto_Girl December 22, 2021

Sidekick-itis

Sidekick-itis (Sidekick - eye - tiss), as coined by Lindsay Ellis, is a word for a phenomenon that occurs in (usually fictional) media, where said media has (or what is considered) to be an overabundance of "sidekick" characters.

"This movie has a bad case of sidekick-itis, even the sidekick has a sidekick!"

by Sir Rodger Dodger January 24, 2021