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Evan Infection

The name a stupid ass kid that probably has some sort of patch of hair overgrown on its body, usually the face. It can be mistaken for a bear and smells like a ball sack at all times no matter if he just got out of the shower, but you can't help but to love the stinky, hairy, big ass mofo.
"Hey man, wtf is that smell!? oh sorry dude, Evan Infection was here yesterday and no amount of soap or fabrize aint gonna do shit. No wonder I can smell balls!"
by ThaThrilla January 8, 2010
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hot beef injection

A metaphor for ejaculation into the pussy, ass, or mouth. The cock is the "needle" and the cum is the serum. The cock penetrates and "injects" cum like a needle injects serum into the body after piercing the skin.

An expression of the desire to fuck or be sucked off and then cum inside the fuck partner.
She'll know you're a man after you give her your hot beef injection!! (heard at summer camp).

Open your mouth so I can give you my hot beef injection.
by Athanjay Ouillquay April 16, 2010
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fuel injection

"A process in which fuel is supplied to an engine via a pump, nozzles, and a computerized control module. This system has mostly replaced the carburetor, a much simpler mechanical device found in any car worth owning."
Person 1: "Fuel Injection is so much more reliable than carburetors."

Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"

Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."

Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"

Person 1: "$238."

Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."

Person 1: "But..."

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "I was..."

Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)

Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"

Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!

Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)

Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."

Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"

Person 2: "Now you're talking."
by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006
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Yeast Infection

Hell. A chemical imbalance in the vagina (also possible in men but uncommon) leading to raw, itchy and irritated skin making it extremely uncomfortable to move or walk. Frequently referred to as hell.
I got some action and then I got a yeast infection. Now I can't move. My life is Hell.
by krazyk7829 December 8, 2010
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Government Created Nano Bot Infection

it's an epidemic...
Along with government created nano bot infection you may also have these terrifying deseases! leprosy, flesh eating bacteria, and hotdog fingers. beware also of count chocolitis..
by Toots Mcgoo August 6, 2008
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sperm injection

(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina
She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Emerill Injection

When during fellatio, a guy who is about to climax grabs the back of the girl's head and slams her down onto his crotch, creating a "deepthroat" position while yelling, "BAM!"
My girlfriend was sucking me off so hard last night, that I decided to give her an Emerill Injection.
by GravyBag February 21, 2011
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