Shit in the freezer

To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse.

From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.

"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer".
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."

by Conhead October 13, 2011

freezer walk

The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold

"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"

by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015

Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.

Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."

by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010

Fridge n' Freezer

The slang term to describe the iconic duo of the twitter users @CTCompss and @ThreeLionsRes

Forget two peas in a pod were like Fridge n' Freezer

by Resta June 5, 2021

Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016

Camera Freezer

Admit it, you just want a Camera Freezer app to freeze your camera cause your getting tired of online school.

(A camera freezer is a app that freezes your camera to make it look like your webcam is lagging very badly)
(Just leave the zoom call and say your internet was not having a good time instead of downloading a app that might be a virus)

Teacher: Explain what antidisestablishmentarianism is.
You: *uses Camera Freezer to freeze camera on purpose*
Teacher: Uhh hello?

by The.True.Definitions February 20, 2021

Freezer burnt

Freezer burnt

Oi that cunt Brad is freezer burnt

by Gooch munkey April 23, 2022