by nigeriangaming HD November 30, 2014
Get the illuminati confirmedmug. A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.
"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
by Howard Taft November 21, 2011
Get the Illuminati Poppermug. As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.
All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.
Law.
Law.
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
Get the All Illuminati Became Extinctmug. A former organization from the last century, consisting of scientists that wanted to escape from the (at the time) strictly religious outside world. After science became a subject to freely discuss in public without danger, the Illuminati disbanded.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Conspiracy theorist: "Illuminati is everywhere! It's controlling us all!"
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
by Bellum in Veritas March 11, 2017
Get the Illuminatimug. Group of health care workers , primarily in medical imaging , that work the weekend graveyard shift and have superhuman abilities and uncanny talents. They are well versed in the art of shenanigans and are experts and masters of facilitating morning drinking , numerous potlucks , opportunities for massive food consumption and happy hours on off days. They are often off the grid but are great . communicators and get along with everyone. They often use the code brew text to summon each other in times of stress and difficulty.
“The hospital is too busy right now and I think I’m deteriorating fast. Time to get the iilluminati together and call a code brew. “
by Filipino Leprechaun July 22, 2025
Get the illuminatimug. A known member of the illuminati. Hobbies and special skills consist of voodoo doll making, shrine building, and sleeping on couches.
by Robicoraeary March 7, 2017
Get the Illuminati Laheymug. Jordinly Renee Barker and Jesus Herod Christ as the one world government of the future. They're GOD together male and female 1 god (Jordinly is Jesus Christ). They're also basically every celebrity that exists and PLEIADIAN starseeds. I know and believe that this is a gift from Jesus to his wife. His wife is very nice and included everybody by making it the one world government. Coming Soon is what they say.
by Anonymous.411 May 15, 2023
Get the ILLUMINATImug.