illuminati confirmed

When something is proven to be illuminati they are "illuminati Confirmed"

OMG! have you seen Rihanna, She is Illuminati Confirmed!
That is definable as Illuminati Confirmed

by nigeriangaming HD November 30, 2014

Illuminati Popper

A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.

"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."

"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."

"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"

by Howard Taft November 21, 2011

All Illuminati Became Extinct

As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.

All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023

ILLUMINATI

Jordinly Renee Barker and Jesus Herod Christ as the one world government of the future. They're GOD together male and female 1 god (Jordinly is Jesus Christ). They're also basically every celebrity that exists and PLEIADIAN starseeds. I know and believe that this is a gift from Jesus to his wife. His wife is very nice and included everybody by making it the one world government. Coming Soon is what they say.

The Illuminati secret has been exposed!

by Anonymous.411 May 15, 2023

illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

illuminati lil pump

Illuminati is a song by Lil Pump and Anuel AA that went viral and got a lot of hate

Person 1: have you heard illuminati Lil pump X Anuel AA ?

Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit

Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr

by Yessir 123 November 24, 2021