Skip to main content

Hurricane Damage

When someone takes a dump in the bathroom. Especially one that's messy and stinks to high hell. Named for the Superdome after Katrina with its infamous bathrooms.
1. The paint on the bathroom walls was chipping after the Hurricane Damage caused by the company's free Taco Bell lunch.

2. Steve plugged the toilet at work causing severe Hurricane Damage after eating the super-humungous burrito at Taco John's.
by Earl Justwaithe December 7, 2005
mugGet the Hurricane Damage mug.

Hurricane Schwartz

1. Meteorologist on the Delaware Valley's channel 10 NBC news. He makes promotional commercials featuring his mom and he enjoys a super silly bow tie now and again... or everyday.

2. Someone who makes up innaccurate information for a living, while looking like a douche doing it.
1. Hurricane Schwartz just made a cheeky joke about precipitation. Oh Hurricane!

2. Meteorologists, lawyers, and catholic priests are all considered hurricane schwartzes
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt March 8, 2005
mugGet the Hurricane Schwartz mug.

hurricane irma

a lil bad bitch that doesn't know where the heck she's going or how strong she is

But she doesn't intimidate Florida
Friend 1:"why isn't Kenzie here yet?"
Friend 2"IDK she's pulling a hurricane irma"
by easteregg12 September 7, 2017
mugGet the hurricane irma mug.

hurricane day

a wonderful day of getting off of school for many kids since they can't get a snow day (although some places do get both).
oh, how great an occasion it was to learn that we were possibly getting a hurricane day...
yeah. guess what- it turned out to be that bitch, and the wonderful city I live in was destroyed. see: New Orleans
by waffle-man July 21, 2008
mugGet the hurricane day mug.

hurricane face

When ones face has been so weathered by smoking, drug use, alcohol, fake tanning or simply acne, that they look much older than they actually are, or that they stuck their head, and only their head, out the window during a hurricane.

One does not need to partake in all above activities to have a hurricane face, but more activities will cause higher degrees of hurricane-appearance.

Similar to, but more extreme than a "leather face".
-Dude, that guy looks pretty old to still be in college.
-No man, he just has a hurricane face, you know, like he stuck his head out the window during Hurricane Katrina.

-I thought she was a leather face last year, but DAMN, all that fake tanning on top of a pack a day has turned her into a hurricane face.
by trynafuck? November 12, 2010
mugGet the hurricane face mug.

hurricane ivan

A hurricane that made landfall in Alabama in 2004
Did you hear about hurricane Ivan.
by Moordi44 February 14, 2015
mugGet the hurricane ivan mug.

hurricane kick

A kick so devastatingly powerful that it can only be compared to the sheer power and destruction brought on by a hurricane.
As soon as I laid eyes on the Nard Dog, I felt the insatiable urge to hurricane kick him into oncoming traffic.
by Nard Master April 16, 2015
mugGet the hurricane kick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email