Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
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1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.
v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.
1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.
v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.
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Get the Sonic Hedgehog mug.A totally awesome game that came out in the 90's for the Sega Genesis. It was the first and last bitching 2-D Sonic the Hedgehog game. If you have never played this game before, then you may want to think about killing yourself for missing it. If you think that any other 2-D Sonic games are better than this one, then kill yourself RIGHT NOW!!!!
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Brett: I'm going to kill you and your X-Box because Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is a much better game.
Brett: I'm going to kill you and your X-Box because Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is a much better game.
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