Housed

An action that results when someone is beyond getting owned. Most commonly occurs in online games and real-life in sports. Only surpassed by "Trailer-Parked".

In Halo 3:
"Housed!" - Eli
"It's not my fault the score is 20-1!" - Mike

IRL:
*insert sport here you scored point in, eventually resulting in a shutout or near shutout*
"Housed!"

by Smerecki March 6, 2008

house

Verb. To quickly consume an entire alcoholic drink in one attempt without taking a breath.

He housed his beer in three gulps.
You lost the bet, so house your drink!

by Paige Christiansen January 3, 2009

house

Sports slang: The goal toward which a team or athlete is competing. Usually referred to as, "the house." On a grand scale, "the house" might be a league championship or a victory over an opponent. On a smaller scale, "the house" might be a scored point or goal.

We've had our ass handed to us so far in this game, but we can still win if we take the rock to the house!

by Priest Holmes October 6, 2004

house

The exact opposite of a tool.

Yo, you're a tool dude. Naw man I'm not a tool I'm a f*ckin house.

by Eric Bateman October 9, 2006

house

The word "house" preceded by forms of the verb "to get" or similar verbs, is a colloquial term referring to a type of applause that occurs during a musical performance, especially an exhibition of jazz music. The musicians work to build incredible intensity, or other various, clever emotional connections to their audience, and when overcome by feelings of joy and appreciation, members may immediately and briefly clap, whistle or shout, to show their feelings of appreciation to the musician or musicians performing on stage. This type of display is inappropriate in various other settings, such as performances of traditional classical music.

"The sax player is playing a swingin' solo, and I'm glad he's really getting house!"

"Benny Goodman's solo was amazing, and throughout the three minutes he got so much house."

"Performing Thad Jones' sax soli brought a lot of house tonight."

by whooa April 26, 2006

house

Adjective: To have consumed a substantial amount of alcohol. Aka to be absurdly wasted.

After his twenty second keg stand, Koby was housed.

by Jazzum March 12, 2005

Housed

Getting Housed is when you go to the hospital during a bad trip and they kick your door down and take all your shit

"I just got housed by Merrifield Crisis Center who ransacked my shit and stole $100,000 worth of consumants that were supposed to last me until I was 50."

by Codey Neal October 11, 2019