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hotel toast 

1. A person that used to be hot until time took its toll on them. Just the same as toast you receive from room service.

2.Women who are hotel toast will often become cougars in later life.
Person 1: Did you see that cougar, Janice Dickinson on 'I'm a Celebrity' last night?

Person 2: Dude! I saw some old pictures of her on the tinterweb, that woman is hotel toast!
hotel toast by Shelley & Matt December 23, 2007
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hotel alpha 

Hot Airman. What officers in the Air Force call a good looking enlisted troop. Officers are not suppose to date enlisted.
Sir, did you see that new Staff Sergeant in finance? She's a real looker...a hotel alpha.
hotel alpha by Anonymous May 1, 2003

hotel california

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."
hotel california by Assweepay January 5, 2007

Hotel Sex 

When two lesbians meet up in a hotel room to watch Notting Hill and Garden State. They never engage in actual intercourse but the intimacy of this event is extremely powerful and usually life-affirming.
Girl, I want to have Hotel Sex with you!
The act of masturbating while others shake the bed for you creating the feeling of a vibrating bed.
I was having trouble and then I was Hotel 6'd.
Hotel 6 by TheDirtyGoatee May 12, 2011

Hotel Power Couple 

A conglomerate of two hotel representatives who work well in their hospitality-centered workplace and are constantly pushing towards the betterment of their company. This couple either works in the same hotel, or within the same chain of hotels, providing the perfect setting to advance as a team.
1: "Mitch and Alix are really good at what they do, do you think it's because they spend so much time together? It might provide them a perfect opportunity to bounce ideas off each other and all in all, make things work really well."

2: "You're right, I wish I could be part of a Hotel Power Couple."

Hotel Metro 

A place where dingbats who is obsess with subases and revolutional ideas and spray everything in sight.
Crazy, Loco drug users Crystal meth Heads flopin round
Hotel Metro by Heidi Wexler October 29, 2003