Hotpocket

Get a condom,take a poo inside it then heat it up and then you can use it for whatever you want

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Kentucky Hotpocket

When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit

Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.

by rossypossy April 08, 2022

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When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.

Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!

by Amused Pinguin March 03, 2017

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You bust a fat nut in a girls ass then slap pepperoni and a slice of bread on it while your cum drips out.

by DV-69 April 12, 2021

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when you shoot someone in the forehead and then shit in the bullet hole.

“quit all that talk before i make your head a cranial hotpocket”

by sugomain April 20, 2020

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