Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.

I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.

by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019

Harry Hotpocket

Warm hairy pussy

“Damn, dude I love my wife’s Harry Hotpocket!”

by FootLongMillerMan May 23, 2018

Cold Hotpocket

Something that sorta sucks but is good at the same time.

This girl sucked when she gave me a blowjob, but it was a cold hotpocket.

by Just-Jason May 2, 2014

HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.

Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip

by AmaiGisei December 28, 2014

Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020

Pickpocketed the Hotpocket

taking a small nugget out of someones ass while they sleep

i pickpocketed the hotpocket last night, she didnt even wake up!

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023

Hotpocket

A group of sexually attractive people. Mostly used when referring to 6-10 people.

Look! there’s the hotpocket!

by Handleuseke November 17, 2023