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hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble
guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons
by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023
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Hoone

A negative word typically a slur, has a very negative meaning.
A hoone
by AlexHooneZville January 12, 2024
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Hoon

New Zealand slang word with various meanings including;

1) to complete something at high speed
2) to have a turn or attempt
3) to consume enthusiastically or excessively
1) “I just hooned down to the supermarket
2) “Can I have a hoon on your vape?”
3) “Matt just hooned all your beers bro”
by NZguru January 15, 2025
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Hoon

Where you reek and stink of any smell bad or good
by Mingey July 16, 2023
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Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers
Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night
by Jukub July 8, 2023
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Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
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Sexy daddy Hoon

by animetittylover69 January 25, 2022
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