Homophobic Triangle

When 3 (or more) friends sit equidistantly from each other in a hot tub (forming a triangle), to not appear gay. Strangers coming into the hot tub forces the three to come in closer together.

Person 1: I just saw Darren, Rob, and Mark together in the hot tub.

Person 2: Are they gay?

Person 1: No, they formed the homophobic triangle.

Person 2: Oh, thats cool then.

by GuyV March 7, 2011

Homophobic

Dislike, fear, hatred, prejudice and/or disapproval of gays and/or homosexuality, often (but not always) for religious reasons or because of insecurity about one's sexual orientation.

Many people who suffer from homophobia do not realize it and even deny it. Others will kill gays or make false accusations about them..

"He's homophobic. Not because he's scared of them, but because he hates them."

by Evsever May 30, 2020

Hamophobic

Hamophobic: (Noun) An irrational fear of pig and pork products.

A word created by Bennett the Sage while reading My Immortal Part IV on episode 16 of Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre. Due to the fact that the authoress misspelled the word homophobic. Thus now thanks to Sage we now have the word hamophobic.

Guy 1: Hey do you want some bacon?

Guy 2: Bacon? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAHHH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Guy 1: Um Sage...what's wrong with this man?

Sage: I'm afraid this man is a hamophobic.

by Kingdom-Hearts-Nintendo March 28, 2010

homophobe

n. One who experiences an irrational reaction of panic, revulsion, fear or anger when confronted with the idea of homosexuality. This often manifests as an aggressive obsession to marginalize, deny, disenfranchise or denigrate gay/lesbian people, in the effort to distance one's self from the source of one's emotional distress. Homophobia is often thought to be rooted in an intense fear that one is also capable of experiencing unwanted homosexual attraction, or in unease over being confronted with one's own sexual doubt and insecurity.

A cultural environment that is tolerant of the homophobe leads to a civic environment that establishes a second-class status for gay and lesbian citizens.

by JK February 1, 2004

homophobe

An easy insult to hurl at your political enemies.

"He doesn't believe gays have a part in the institution of marriage? Must be a homophobe."

by SalientAlien December 28, 2005

Homophobe

A person who hates or dislikes gay people and is often attacked for it by said people who claim they're all about tolerance and acceptance yet they're bullying, harassing, cancelling, censoring,ostrachizing and overall attacking those who do not fit their agenda and are the said word.

Being a hypocritical bullying bigot sure is fun for lgbt.

A:"I don't like gays, they're gross and annoying"
B:"YOU DESERVE TO GET ASSAULTED AND BEATEN TO DEATH AND ABANDONED IN A BEAR FILLED FOREST TO STARVE TO DEATH AND GET EATEN BY BEARS YOU F**KING HOMOPHOBE BURN BUUUUUUURN"
A:"......."

by Vriska Lee August 22, 2022

homophonia

A sociological affliction. The fear of dialing that phone number found on the bathroom wall due to the fact the person who both wrote the message, and will now be answering the phone, is gay.

Sam sat on the crapper and looked at the wall to his right. "For the best BJ of your life call 555-555-5555." Sam was horny and he wanted to call, but he had a bad case of homophonia.

by Shanedog July 13, 2011