We had homework?

That phrase at least 1 kid says when homework is due. Usually, they are either forgetful, stupid, or just trying to find a quick excuse. Usually this person never does homework, and says this often. It is often then followed by Please kill me

Teacher: Okay class, turn in your homework. It should be done, you had 3 days to do it.
Dude 1: We had homework?
Dude 2: You are a real Cumberbatch you know that?
Dude 1: Please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018

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You forgot the homework

A phrase that is said by and ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON who probably has no life by now.

Retard: Hey miss! You forgot the homework!
Me: OH GOD DAMN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020

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sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

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Homework

The worst idea in history ever. You go to school wasting half of your day learning nothing and when you can finally go home you're fucking tired and have to do lots of homework leaving you no time to do anything you actually learn something from, often making you go to sleep too late getting even more complaints. Homework makes you suicidal.

So I wanted to watch a movie yesterday, but I had to spend 3 hours doing fucking maths homework.

by QwertyYuk September 12, 2010

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Homework

Stupid shit that these dumb ass cunts (known as teachers) give to poor students because they want to catch up with there life because they know kids will have a better life than them if they get free time. And homework is used for the teachers to punish and distract kids so they could get better at their love life

Kids:yay! We’re finished our 10 page essay!
Teachers: now for the homework, 20 page essay and due tomorrow

Kids: wtf?!?!?!

by you only live once so fuck it April 28, 2019

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