Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.

When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.

by Razor1979 May 9, 2012

Hoagie

A chubby or fat white girl; the white version of a torta.

"That girl over there is a hoagie, you would love her."

by Auspicious Alpaca June 19, 2025

moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.

When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.

by Vomit Club October 3, 2016

hoagie

da coolest asian on da block

"do ya know who hoagie is?"
"yeah Hoagie's da coolest asian i know!"

by hoagiehoagie October 14, 2020

Hoagie Guilt

The feeling of emotional discomfort one gets when trying to leave the Hoagie Folk.

I’m getting massive Hoagie Guilt from my boss. All I want to do is quit because he keeps drawing me deeper into his illegal Hoagie Empire cluttered with Hoagie Folk.

by YoungGravy616 June 25, 2023

later hoagie

a variation of goodbye. The expression "hoagie" is slang for a good friend. Therefore "hoagie" should only be used in this context if you are talking to someone that you are really close to.

Eduardo:"Maybe if I keep saying 'later hoagie,' it will stick."

Me: ok...

by Carrotine March 4, 2011