Adolph Hitler Martinez was known for his unique charisma, personality and acts of charity towards the Jews, the Jewish were really dying of cold, cause the 40's were so freaking cold, so their good friend Hitler(yay :) ) offered them massive heated rooms but something went wrong with their thermostat so they ended dying fried like fucking corn dogs,(oopsies) this was called the Holocaust, the Holocaust is against the law now.

So because of that little incident people hated Hitler and wanted him dead, the yankees (US), the limeys (UK), the snail eaters (France), the commies (USRR) and even the aussies (AUS) were having fights around the world, because it wasn't very nice of Hitler. so they decided to play hide-and-seek but Hitler doesn't give up easily but once the Russian were calling for him , Hitler died of AIDS and WW2 ended.

The End.

Hitler was a hero , kind of like JFK or Goku

by Alexis P September 5, 2013

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Hitler

my hero

Hitler is the best man who's ever lived, right after Trump. :)

by lovehitler December 5, 2017

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Hitler

can be used as a verb or ad-verb

1. relating to eradicating or diminishing a large quantity of things

2. to go on a tirade of threatening and menacing

can be used as a verb or ad-verb

guy 1: hey guy 2, I heard about that prank the guys did on you...you ok?

guy 2: no...guy 1, I'm not. I'm going to hitler those sonsabitchs.

girl 1: wow...I feel like such a pig.

girl 2: what'd you do?

girl 1: I totally hitlered that whole box of oreos I got earlier. <groan> now I'm paying for it.

by MadaoxSama September 26, 2009

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