Suicide Heels

Heels so high, possibility of death is thought of.

"Have you heard about Tawny's new suicide heels? They're like 7 inches... I heard they're great to strip in!"

by Aidenne April 28, 2006

Hefel

- A spherical object with the ability to store more alcohol than one would normally think by just looking at it.
- Is also an avid greens keeper with the world's most superior of "white guy" dancing abilities.
- Does not mind and in fact enjoys being the butt of a joke or being laughed at as a result of unusual and strange actions.
- It's mating call is a very loud screech of "Ahhhh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."

"That (dance) move was so Hefel."
"He drinks like a Hefel."
"Wow that was stupid. You're acting like a Hefel."

by Iowa Nelly April 15, 2008

Hazel

Best name ever!!
if your name is hazel like this <3
also from a fellow Hazel most of us are shy and honestly kinda bonkers and maybe a bit hard to approach but we warm up pretty quickly.

MOTHER: Hazel!!
Hazel: no

or

Person 1: hazel's a god !!
Person 2: she's gay

Persom 1: my point exactly

by Hei Hei, Hazie, Hazel ,ass August 29, 2022

Heel Hammer

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.

Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.

by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009

Heelius

The uncomfortable mark around one's waistline due to tight underpants elastic.

You've been out all day in the summer sun and your underpants elastic is irritating you. When you get home you notice it's left a mark, or heelius, around your waist.

by borntaloze June 24, 2009

Hazelwood

When a girl gives you a handjob and uses too much lube making the inevitable cleanup a mess. Typically found with Vaseline hand jobs or other oil based lubes. Named for Joseph Hazelwood who fucked the coast of Alaska as Captain of the Exxon Valdez.

All she could find was vaseline to jerk me off so it was a total Hazelwood.

by Mondak October 16, 2017

Heelan High School

a literal shit hole that looks like a 21st-century prison camp and is in the middle of the shttiest city on the planet.

Girl 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Girl 2: "Heelan High School"
Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys"
Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."

by that one heelan hoe May 6, 2019