Haken

A progressive metal band from London, England.
As of 2019, they have released 5 studio albums, 2 live albums and 1 EP.

"Hey, who wrote Cockroach King?" "Haken, they're like Dream Theater but better!"

by Pastek December 11, 2019

non-hacker

Person who gives up, or quits.

Hey, I think he can't hack it. Yeah he's probably a real non-hacker.

by Lasercat May 18, 2008

HAWKEYE MOULE

The kind of guy to steal your girl with his eagle eye. It is said he has never missed his shot and has only been dumped once by his arch nemesis. He also is an alcoholic that shits his pants and plays with himself and fortnite all day long

Oh my it’s Hawkeye moule he’s comming for Charlie’s hole. Unlucky dan.

Hello Tony gwilliam how’s it going ? Shut the fuck up hawkeye moule raped my arse.

by Reeeeee69696 May 11, 2019

Hawker Hurricane

The most underrated British fighter aircraft of WWII - the true vanquisher of the Battle of Britain (1940). Hawker Hurricanes were of generally lower performance than the Supermarine Spitfire when it came to fighter-fighter combat, but these were very ideal aircraft for shooting down enemy bombers, and were much cheaper in production.

"The Hawker Hurricane did not deserve to be overshadowed by the Supermarine Spitfire."

by Dumb Historian July 28, 2020

Hawkesbury

He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.

Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.

Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.

Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time

by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 15, 2021

Hankelford

Any creature (mostly dogs) that happen to have a funny jaw or enlarged teeth. Also a generic way of pointing out a funny looking animals.

"Look at that Alligator! It's such a Hankelford!"

"Fido, You're a Hankelford!"

by MaryIronman June 29, 2009

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022