human hashtag

The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.

*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *

Dan: "hey Rick"

Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"

Dan: "human hashtag for-real"

by Dbomb484 November 10, 2013

Hashtag

1. originally a computer programming term. The # was put at the beginning of a line of description that is not a command.

2. Also used to identify words in digital communications. Anal people hate it but it no different than "Gag me with a spoon" or "Grody to the max" or "like" - good 80s terms.

1. #(hashtag) divide by 2 (without the word hashtag)
2. #gagmewithaspoon

by Sabbie the cat April 20, 2022

hashtag the painter

a ghetto women from the hood that enjoys to engulf large quantities of fried chicken and watermelon.

Mone't Taylor is definitely a hashtag the painter; all she likes to eat all day is watermelon and fried chicken.

by Your-favorite-blexican November 24, 2011

Hashtages

People who overuse hashtags in everything they post.

Geez, I can't stand the hashtages in this thread. Just post something without hashtags for once.

by slodub March 3, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

original hashtag

A term used when reminiscing about the good ole days about smoking hash and how the new generation don't know shit about what life used to be like.

These kids using these hashtags on the interweb, we had the original hashtags when the blades would slip apart and hashtag our damn faces.

by Xplosv February 21, 2018

Hashtag

To hashtag somebody means to brutally hurt, injure, and kill somebody, and then deny everything and pretend to be deaf, blind, and stupid to ignore everyone who shouts against you.
Verb/Transitive

The Islamic Republic of Iran's regime hashtagged Mahsa Amini by killing her due to infringing mandatory hijab regulations on September 13th 2022.

by Roy Diggerman September 18, 2022