harold jay-nes lingo 

n. A type of dialect where one would over pronounce the "H" in words where the "H" is silent, causing them to hack up flem and irritate others. Specifically words starting with "WH", the "w" would be faint and the "h" would be abrupt and obvious. Also contorting the word "dollars" to "dowl-lers". Originated by Harold Jaynes himself. a.k.a. Harold Jay-nes

Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHERE are my wwwHITE monopoly dowllers!?"
Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHICH of you like wwwHITE rice?"
Victim: "Holy crap, Harold Jay-nes lingo is freakin annoying!"

harold jay-nes lingo by Skoylaaaa November 6, 2007

Harold Camping 

To claim something is going to happen, then when it doesn't happen, just change the date and watch it not happen again. Named after the radio preacher who predicted the world would end on May 21, 2011 only to change it to October 21 later. Naturally nothing happened either time.

Guy 1: Okay I know I was wrong about zombies rising from their graves last night, so I went back to the rock where I first saw the prediction and realized it said May 16 not Mar. 16.

Guy 2: Dude just stop it. Do you know how badly you're Harold Camping right now?

Harold Camping by Gaaraofthedamned December 30, 2011

Harold P. 

A SEXY CUBAN boy with a VERY BIG penis.

Daaaaaaamn, who's that?! Its Harold P.!

Harold P. by cecilee n. January 26, 2009

Harold Camping 

Where you tell everyone you're going on a really awesome camping trip that never happens.

Dude! How was Bonnarroo?" "Got arrested on the way down, ended up just Harold Camping.

Harold Camping by drunkmelgibson September 23, 2011

Harold Humphry

a bitch nigga who is fake and acts Gangsta

Yo, he thinks hes from the 313, shit, Hes Harold Humphry

Harold Humphry by Not HH December 15, 2008

harold and kumar 

Two useless pot-smoking hippies from a movie as shitty as "Half-baked" and "The Big Lebowski"

All my friends hate goddamn pussy potheads like Harold and Kumar because they waste their hollow lives with absolutely nothing to show for all their empty days except electroencephalograms full of dark spots. Fuck!

harold and kumar by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005

harold buttle 

a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole

man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle

harold buttle by evan met May 2, 2011