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Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
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Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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Ryder Hanson

A sexy beast who is so sexy. He has a big cock and is awesome in bed. He gets girls without even trying and is overall great
Hey Ryder Hanson what’s good?
OMG HE IS SOO SEXY
by WahMasterxxx January 18, 2024
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Hanson (name)

Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.
Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)

Bet, let me come too!
by Hanson’s my best friend October 18, 2019
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Friendly Hanson

When a child molester poses as a young child on the Internet and discoverers the child he has been talking to is in reality another child molester.
When john met up with a child from the Internet he was suprised to find a Friendly Hanson. The two became knew it was meant to be and they became best friends forever.
by DeathKnight760 August 9, 2015
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Hansonned

One who sees fellow diners have wine remaining in each of their glasses and then buries the rest of the bottle into his glass—far beyond a proper pour!
We were enjoying a fine Cabernet when Craig grabbed the bottle and Hansonned the rest of the wine into his glass!
by MarciCaRoCo February 15, 2022
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