Hanson

Someone who gets fooled into taking 89 Mel Renfro Card and Loses his shit!

Hey, did ya hear that Hanson took Menfro? What a dumbass!

by tragicbronson32 December 30, 2021

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Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!

Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!

by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021

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Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.

"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."

by Fuckaphratboi February 14, 2018

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Hansonned

One who sees fellow diners have wine remaining in each of their glasses and then buries the rest of the bottle into his glass—far beyond a proper pour!

We were enjoying a fine Cabernet when Craig grabbed the bottle and Hansonned the rest of the wine into his glass!

by MarciCaRoCo February 15, 2022

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Friendly Hanson

When a child molester poses as a young child on the Internet and discoverers the child he has been talking to is in reality another child molester.

When john met up with a child from the Internet he was suprised to find a Friendly Hanson. The two became knew it was meant to be and they became best friends forever.

by DeathKnight760 August 9, 2015

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