handist

Discriminating against a person or group of people based on their handedness, either left or right.
Something that almost every left-handed person is sure to have experienced due to making up such a small percent of the population (under 10%)
Ambidextrous individuals are usually exempt from such prejudice as they can avoid being branded a lefty, and avoid backlash as a righty.

(Guy)"You have good handwriting ... for a left-hander."
(Girl)"EY, dont be handist!"

(teacher slams a book on the wrist of a student using his left hand for writing)
"I won't have devils in my class!"
(student whispers) "Handist bitch"

(crazed psychologist) "Being left-handed is a neurotic choice made by antisocial individuals."
(left-hander) "STFU u handist tosser!"

by gamma_xi February 21, 2009

hanging wedgie

When you are jumped by friends or people older than you grab your tighty-whities without notice and put your waist band on a high object like a shower head in the locker room, door nobs, bed posts, coat hangers, ext.

I was jumped in the locker room while wearing tighty-whities in 7th grade and tied up and given a hanging wedgie on a non-working shower head after school. I was left there for an hour before the P.E. teacher finally came in. It sucked.

by aalliliiv October 27, 2005

hanging gammon

hanging gammon. a noun <verb> to describe a low hanging cliterous.

look at her over there. her gammon is hanging low.

she Has hanging gammon and I don't mean in the kitchen

by Masterbains February 3, 2014

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

Handitapped

The act of having sexual relations with someone with a physical or mental handicap.

"Helen Keller was so hot, i'd so handitap her ass"

"Hey baby, looking to be handitapped?"

by Duality23 December 10, 2009

Hanging wallpaper

Verb. To vigorously have a sexual encounter with heavy male & female action. . . in this case the "Male" grabs his "female" partner and places her against the wall and proceeds to thrust in-n'-out of her vagina gracefully while holding both his hands on her butt in a cupping figure for support.

Thus the Hanging of wallpaper is achieved...

E.g; homie calls you " Yo, Dex, we gotta be on the plane in a hour. Where da hall are you?!"

You text back "Can't be messed wit' atm I'm "Hanging wallpaper" @ Shelby's pad right now. Ttyl ;)."

by NumberOneKangaroo January 10, 2017

handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017