New Hampshire Pothole

The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole

I just gave wpina a New Hampshire Pothole, it was AMAZING

by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 25, 2025

New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

new hampshire ski slalom

When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously

“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

New Hampshire pipe-bomb

When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time

“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while”

“What the fuck is wrong with you”

by Coleslaw420 May 31, 2025

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.

Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022