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Fur hammock

When one male or female has hair connecting from the public region down to the taint and back around to the rectal area cradling the nether regions they have successfully grown a Fur Hammock.
Molly: "Jane! We've got to get your fur hammock taken care of, it's poking out of your bikini."
by Juan Sang Phek September 9, 2018
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Bologna Hammock

Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.
Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.
by Gary Ortego May 8, 2014
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garlic hammock

(n). The female equivalent to the onion bridge. Otherwise know as biffins bridge or perenium.
After 6 days of walking and camping, Vic's garlic hammock was in desperate need of more than a wet wipe wash.
by Bein6rough July 9, 2023
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Shit hammock

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong hoping it won’t fall over the sides.
Friend: I’m going to shit myself!

Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.
by Baby hulk April 13, 2023
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soggy hammock

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.
"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."
by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020
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Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.
"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."
by Cheebles August 7, 2013
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Idaho Hammock

When you take a dump in an empty packet of chips and swing it around, before you throw it at someone.
Just be quiet Joe, otherwise I'll take your chips and give you a good Idaho Hammock!
by anonymous September 28, 2021
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