Hamish

A sad little man with an attractive mother who is moving to Birmingham to get away from it all and become a ‘better version of himself’

That was so pathetic it was comparable to Hamish

by The 1 who knocks August 18, 2024

dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk

My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish

by townerw August 26, 2024

Hamish barr

Hamish is the name of a cute male who is rather sexy

"hamish barr is beautifal"

"i would let hamish barr tap"

by hamishbarrlover60 November 25, 2024

doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024

hamish

hamish is a funny lad and all around nice guy. would rate 10/10

aw thanks hamish you’re so nice

by anonymousblood173 September 5, 2025

Hamish Singer

Very sexy man super strong and cool and plays guitar

Wow ur so fine ur like Hamish singer

by Eowzer bowzer October 17, 2025

Hamish Cogger

Hamish is a very well rounded sports player who can play a large variety of sports, his favourites being: Cricket, Field hockey, soccer and indoor cricket :). He has a large group of friends but also a few very close friends. He is a lovely guy. But he hates national fuck Hamish day, April 28th as referred to on another urban dictionary definition

Hamish Cogger is amazing

by Hammmm February 19, 2025