Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail

CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.

by Rbrum May 16, 2018

Hansen

“Hansen“, it’s a more polite And fancier way of saying (butt) or (ass).

Eric: ah man my Hansen hurts after I fell of my dinosaur
Steve: ah shit Eric I hate when that happens

by I_like_hot_moms March 6, 2020

Hansen-worthy

A teenage girl who is attractive enough to risk meeting up with NBC's Chris Hansen over.

You seen Miley Cyrus lately? Man, she's gettin' Hansen-worthy!

by not very creative pseudonym January 13, 2009

Hansed

The state of being intoxicated by marijuana or alcohol, similar to be being blitzed/hammered/baked.

Shit look out for him he's totally hansed tonight

We have some dank nug, it's time to get hansed

by HansHansHans December 16, 2008

Henselin

code word for being a stoner. mostly used in small towns of canada. this word is only known by teens. you wish you were a Henselin.

henselin house

by mini jojo July 27, 2010

Kodey Hansen

Loves with a passion and all his heart, little boys... kodey secrelty takes photos of little boys and keeps them in a box under his bed to fiddle too before he sleeps. Kodey repeatedly whispers to himself, "Little men little men, why dont u love me little men" in a high pitched voice while he is stroking his little donga in his warm sticky hand. But absolutely most of all that kodey loves, is disabled little vegetable kids. he teases them then runs away saying, im faster im faster nananana (kids in wheelchairs). Kodey is a very loving and kind person (to little boys) ((extra points if ur disabled)) (((His fav is retard kids or ones who cant speak or move))). He really does love ALL types of people.

Look at kodey man, hes chanting little men to himself again

everyone wants to be like kodey hansen

by wazza letts March 6, 2022

Dear Evan Hansen

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.

“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”

by DarkDiction049 August 23, 2022