Talk humper

Someone who talks incessantly and it seems like they hump your leg with conversation

The handyman is a talk humper.

by JimmyJackjoe77 May 19, 2015

harry humper

when a man insists on role playing as harry styles in bed.

yeah it was great, but i didn’t realize he was a harry humper. he sang watermelon sugar the whole time and would stop giving me head to say “ELLO LUV!”

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022

night humper

Someone who humps in their sleep...anything from pillows to humans....like a dog.

I can't share a bed with Ian, he's a night humper.

by sulin December 24, 2015

rainbow humper

Someone who starts a conversation with the sole intention of starting a problem with two or more other people.

You are such a rainbow humper for "accidentally" telling bill what Ryan said.

by Duckhntr1987 November 17, 2015

Hog humper

A male who tends to snort and breathe excessively loud during intercourse; in similarity to a pig.

Wow.. last night Mikey was a total hog humper. I had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there.

by Deffinerr May 30, 2016

humper in the dumper

to do a girl in the ass

man she's got a good ass, i'd humper in the dumper

by whitenite29 November 9, 2009

room humper

person whose connection to a chat room keeps dropping in & out.

Bill is being a room humper in the chat again.

by Chaka Bootlegger March 3, 2008