room humper

person whose connection to a chat room keeps dropping in & out.

Bill is being a room humper in the chat again.

by Chaka Bootlegger March 03, 2008

Talk humper

Someone who talks incessantly and it seems like they hump your leg with conversation

The handyman is a talk humper.

by JimmyJackjoe77 May 18, 2015

Dumper Humper

A man who enjoys humping there lover as they are shitting. Can also mean the sucking of a garbage collectors penis at 12:03 am on a Tuesday.

God damn I wanna be a dumper humper rn

by GoProglorp May 09, 2023

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot November 16, 2007

rainbow humper

Someone who starts a conversation with the sole intention of starting a problem with two or more other people.

You are such a rainbow humper for "accidentally" telling bill what Ryan said.

by Duckhntr1987 October 01, 2015

cub humper

In gay culture, shorter and younger hairy guys are sometimes referred to as a cub. So one who sleeps with cubs is a cub humper.

John really likes those cubs. He's a cub humper.

by CherryLube December 28, 2016

Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 05, 2021