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Kids’ Ice Hockey

A sport where children skate on a frozen surface with knives on their feet whacking sticks at a black cylinder and running into each other on purpose. How safe.
My friend got a broken arm from Kids’ Ice Hockey.
by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021
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hocean

Term used to describe a target-rich environment, specifically large urban areas or college campuses with a veritable "ocean of hoes."

When a male is upset about a particular ho, then he can be reassured by reminding him that there are other hoes in the sea, or in the hocean.
I went to the Democratic National Convention and as soon as I put on my "pro-choice" pin the convention center turned into a hocean.
by TheTheTheThe October 17, 2008
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hockey flow

long hair pushed to the back unlike a mullet where the hair is shorter on the top shaved on the sides long in the back
by the country kid August 1, 2014
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Hoccolino

Hoccolino is slang term which has started growing in Ottawa as of november. it is used as a nickname, like dude or bro.
it can also be used with some shorter terms like "hoc" and "lino"
"hey hoc, you catch the game last night?" "how's going, hoccolino?" "what's up lino?"
by bigfella23432 November 13, 2020
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beer hockey

A drinking game in which participants have a can (or bottle) of beer in front of them and each take turns spinning a quarter. Whoever spins the quarter calls out the name of one of the players, everyone except for the person who's name has been called covers their beer with no more than 2 fingers. The chosen person then attempts to flick the quarter and hit an opponents beer. If the beer is hit, everyone takes their beer off the table (suds off the table) and the person who hit the beer spins the quarter, during the duration of spin the person whos beer was hit must chug their beer (during this any player can attempt to keep the quarter spinning). If the drinker finishes his/her beer whilst the quarter is spinning they can inact "instant revenge" by slaming their empty beer can on the quarter. Whoever last touched the quarter must drink in the same quarter spinning fashion.

If one hits more than one beer in one flick, they are then "on fire". When one is on fire they can hit the quarter whenever they please even if their name isnt called. This continues until the on fire person misses a shot.

Some rules-
1. You have only 3 tries to get the quarter spinning on your turn, if you fail to do this your beer goes in the penalty box (center of the table) for one turn, during that turn you cannot block your beer.

2. In order to successfully inact Instant Revenge your beer MUST be empty (anoyone can challenge the emptyness by test shaking the can) and MUST land on top of the qurter trapping it underneath the recently killed beer.

3. You may not block your beer before a name is called, or you brew will be put in the penalty box.

4. No touching or moving your beer during active play. Penalty- One drink or penalty box

5. If you do not take your suds off the table when a beer is hit you must take a drink.

6. If you spill your beer for whatever reason you must "Zamboni" the spilled drink, which is placing your mouth to the table and sucking it all up.

7. Get wasted
Hey ladies, wanna play some beer hockey?
by D Hunt January 4, 2009
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Hockey Butt

A round muscular butt associated with athletes like hockey players, football players, Olympic weightlifters and sprinters. Easy on the eyes and a pleasure to pet.
His hockey butt always drew whispers and adoring gazes when he entered or left a room.
by wb416 February 27, 2012
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junior hockey bible

Not just a glorious book, but a frame of mind: www.juniorhockeybible.com, will explain itself. Every term a hockey player must acquire into his vocabulary. This one's for the guys...girls stay out!
The Junior Hockey Bible enlighten those ignorant to what the sport really represents.
by Andrew January 20, 2004
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