hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015

Wiener Hassling

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.

Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"

by Wiener dude August 16, 2009

Hasselhoffed

1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff

1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?

by Rind November 11, 2003

Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David

A literal God among men.

Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.

His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.

The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.

Go see it.

I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.

by Harry S. Truman October 27, 2004

hussled

To knowingly take advantage of, or steal from an individual, or corporation at your own will

Damn, you hear how Austin hussled Block Buster for that movie!?

by Austin April 17, 2003

Hasselhoff

A phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; May be used in place of "God Bless You"

Hasselhoff.

by chiggity chops July 5, 2009

hasley

the baddest bitch alive PERIODT! She get all the guys/girls and everyone tryna be her

Hasley is such a baddie like everyone loves her and I wish I was her

by wassup_tbh8 December 23, 2020