hams

Slang for a hot person, usually a woman. Doable, at least.

At the club, maybe we'll meet some hams, maybe do holes. It'll be good times.

by mollybo September 18, 2008

hamming

Making a complete balls up of a particular situation, or event.

I kept hamming up my chances of scoring with Angela!

by kneecapper December 20, 2006

Hamming

The act of a man going without underwear but only if he is well-endowed.

From Jon Hamm.

I can tell that Frank is hamming it. I don't think Gary has enough equipment to be hamming it.

by Jon Hamm May 13, 2013

ham

hot ass mess

damn i didnt know josh and fred were such hams

by Brendo835 March 28, 2009

hams

Hams is a word to indicate anything. It can be a verb, noun, anything, as long as it is used in context.

In replacement of the common word "jawns" used among gay asian sophomores at Cherry Hill High School East, the word "hams" was invented one day during fourth period; Leo, Arindam, Soham, Alex Kim, Anik, and some random white people were in the library during fourth period in order to study for the Chem test the following period. At this point, Arindam threw a piece of a ham sandwich at Leo, followed by the statement "let me get that hams" by someone. At this point, the word new word "hams" had been awaken. The new word "hams" achieved much controversy - Alex tried to combine it with the word jawns, to make Jawns + Hams = Jams. But clearly, this could not be. Hams was the new jawns.

If we hams that hams, can we hams it?

Hams to the hams.

John Sohn: Hi.
Anybody else: Oh pretty hams!

by Leeeeeooooo May 16, 2006

Ham

An insult that has same meaning as "loser"

You are such a Ham!

by Constantine Voyages January 6, 2004

Ham

Verb - To Ham
To gain weight, usually to the point of obesity.

Wow, the girl used to be so pretty, then she hammed up.

by Thereisnoonebythisname July 20, 2010