Gurting

To "gurt" is to do something very smart, however very dangerous.

Jo is gurting to get the huzz.

by dollita May 16, 2025

gurting

Originating from an instagram meme, gurting is when you do something very smart, but also very dangerous.

I knew ts would happen, he’s gurting.

by brb79 April 13, 2025

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

Gurting

The act of doing something that is very smart, but also very dangerous.

He was gurting when he told the annoying neighbor to shut up.

by ACK777 April 17, 2025

Gurting

Doing something smart but also very dangerous

Caleb is gurting to get the huzz.

by ffioneds April 13, 2025

Gurting

When you do something very smart, but also very dangerous

(contrary to Yoing, its descendant which means the exact opposite)

Me: I love yogurt
gurt: aayo
yo: wait you love me? and what do you mean a?
what: no I didnt say anything
I: its true
Me: he's gurting

by fer.luxs April 18, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that’s smart but also very dangerous

me: yogurt
gurt: ikiab I was gurting

by Gurt10203 April 18, 2025