Spu-lunk-a-gunk

Nasty fat in some meat, wads or cartelidge.
Called spu-lunk-a-gunk because it's 'like eating the crap in a cave that tastes like when you eat chicken' A.K.A really nasty. see ga boing ga

'Ew, sick, this chicken is full of spu-lunk-a-gunk, omg, I'd rather lick bat crap off the bottom of a cave!'
'Dude, it's the same thing...'
'Oh...'

by R4gdoll September 25, 2005

Bang Gunk!

While a chick is blowing you, you secretly shit in your hand. Then, you act like you're pulling your cock out of her mouth and you forcefully replace it with a fistfull of shit. While she's choking, you open-handedly slap her, leaving her with a shitty handprint on her face...BANG GUNK!

That crazy bitch couldn't suck cock so I Bang Gunk'ed her

by randal February 13, 2004

junk gunk

When someone has shit in their ass and it moves forward to their balls.

Ah Jim, I forgot to wipe my ass and now I got junk gunk!

by Emilio Jimenez May 28, 2008

Gamer Gunk

Feces in someone (Usually a gamers) asscrack

"Bro, Rick got Gamer Gunk and he makes his discord kitten lap it up every night!"

by HighOnNarcotics January 6, 2023

to gunk

verb:
to gunk is to chop a person in the throat slightly in mid vocal....causing the word in play to become the sound"gunk"

when a person while speaking chokes on air,spit,or some unknown reason causing the word to sound distorted.

I was talking to some hot ass shepherd's daughter and Nic came and gunked my ass.

I gave Nic a gunk so hard he woke up hearing christmas music....the last thing he remembered was the sound his throat made as it lost massive air.

Nic is to gunk as i am to fall.

by jere from smackjab April 23, 2008

Gamer Gunk

You think you have gamer gunk?? You piece of fucking sigma shit. do you think you are funny??? you are a mortal man of pure and undeniable dry dick. every bone in your body is deficient of every singular vitamin in existence because of your neglect as a child. You are unfunny, unhappy, and the biggest piece of cocksucking retarded bullSHIT i have ever seen. get the FUCK out of my office and never speak to my face again, not with your stupid butthole licking mouth of yours

"It's not body odor mom, it's gamer gunk"

by oitar September 19, 2021

eye gunk

The nasty gooey shit that forms in your eyes. It grosses people the fuck out. So if it's up in your eye wipe it the fuck off.

Bob umm Mary?

Mary Yes Bob?

Bob well umm you see the thing is.. .

Mary Omg Bob don't beat around the bush!

Bob Fine! Bitch you got some nasty fuckin eye gunk goin on!

Mary omg ewww!

Bob fuck.. thats grossin me out...

Mary Fml.

by stoned123 July 26, 2011