Nomad - A person with no fixed residence who roams about; a wanderer.
Gonads - your testicles, your jewels, your cookies, your nuts, your beans, your balls, etc.
Nomads Gonads - Someone who roams or wanders in search of getting tea bagged.
Gonads - your testicles, your jewels, your cookies, your nuts, your beans, your balls, etc.
Nomads Gonads - Someone who roams or wanders in search of getting tea bagged.
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Noun. Masculine version of the slang-term "gunt'". So this means basically it's a large flabby gut flap hanging over a man's (usually elderly and in an electric wheelchair) stretched-out elastic waistband of sweatpants/whitey-tides, covering the entire pubic area and/or pelvis. Thus creating the illusion of a man with a gunt & also NO DICK= gunt+and+no+dick = the word defined!
Noun. Masculine version of the slang-term "gunt'". So this means basically it's a large flabby gut flap hanging over a man's (usually elderly and in an electric wheelchair) stretched-out elastic waistband of sweatpants/whitey-tides, covering the entire pubic area and/or pelvis. Thus creating the illusion of a man with a gunt & also NO DICK= gunt+and+no+dick = the word defined!
Me: Geez Louise, old man Fran "Fartso" Farmington literally has one hella gargantuan gunadict, doesn't he?
Evan: Dang tootin'! I thought he was a she, or a transvestite with a gunt like that, righ-
Me: A gunt and no dick, bro. Gunadict!
Evan: Dang tootin'! I thought he was a she, or a transvestite with a gunt like that, righ-
Me: A gunt and no dick, bro. Gunadict!
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Get the Gunafied mug.I was goin' broke dis buggahs face...den he wen reach in hees backpack...fuckah was goin' use some gunate...fuck dat!
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