Guinness

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.

Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!

by Matt September 18, 2005

guinea, goomba, wop, dago

Italians are not white, dude

Uh, Italians are not white. They're like their own race.

by hmm April 19, 2005

Guinness

The best beer anywhere. Has been around since 1755, proving that the guys at Guinness know their shit about beer. Brilliant taste, not the stuff people call beer in America. Every good Irishman has (or should have) drank at least 1 pint of beer. Thank God Guinness came to America during the Irish potato famine, when many Irish natives came to America. Guinness can sometimes can be mistaken for Diet Coke with ice cubes...

Also had the best slogan ever:
"My Goodness, my Guinness!"

Dude 1: "Hey, you want some Budweiser?"
Dude 2: "No way, dude, Budweiser's for pussies."
Dude 1: "Then what d'you want?"
Dude 2: "Guinness."

by Lil Miss Magic July 3, 2009

Guinea pig Pregnancy

Cute animals that give birth to 1 to 3 but can give birth to 6 or more. Usually the signs are drinking more getting plum. You can feel babies moving if you put her on your lap. Do Not Squeeze Her!!! You can feel the babies but not too often or never too hard!!!! Babies are born with teeth, open eyes, claws, and can walk in about an hour or less. Babies can eat adult food, although they still suckle or drink form the mother's nipples. Also nipples get bigger, and darken during guinea pig pregnancy. Hope this helps!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!

Guinea pig Pregnancy "What if we went to my guinea pig's cage and there was babies everywhere" I joked. My friends laughed. when we went to my guinea pig's cage there were babies everywhere! I guess my sorta wish came true! It was funny but for the most part we had cute babies!

by I Heart Guinea Pigs December 17, 2008

Baby Guinness

A shot comprised of 1/2 Baileys or other similar irish cream liquer and Tia Maria or some other coffee liquer, presented in a layered effect to resemble a Guinness.

Pour in half a shotglass of coffee liquer of your choice, then pour the Baileys over a spoon onto the coffee liquer so it rests neatly on top, to resemble the foam head of the Guinness.

"I want another Baby Guinness shot, theyre awesome!

by Donut! February 19, 2009

Guinea Pig

A cop that works for the mafia.

Sgt. O'Mally is a real Guinea Pig. I saw him down at the docks taking a bribe from one of the Don's goons, while they were unloading some Coke.

by Captain Kangaroo May 15, 2006

guinancology

favoring the word twit over twat

After studying guinancology, one might be inclined to say, 'Kevin you are such a twit!'

by flaxon February 22, 2008