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chuff guff

An alternate term for queef. See also fanny fart, muff puff and cunt grunt.
Shirley ripped a massive chuff guff as Colin rhammed her from behind
by xxdavxx July 25, 2015
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Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.
Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!
by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021
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giving guff

shooting the shit with the fellas; giving them a hard time. It’s like a jam band - you know it when you see it
My man relax I’m not serious just giving guff
by miketurz February 24, 2024
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Lil Guff

A little ass kid from the hood who tries to act hard, similar to 'lil jit'

Can also mean someone that's significantly younger than you.
''You a lil guff stop playin with me''

''Yo mans a lil ass guff he ain't gon do nun''
by 392mak April 14, 2024
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Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013
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guffufel

A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all. Often comedic in nature or having, in the least, whimsical undertones.

Alternative spellings: guffufal, guffufle, gerfuffle, kaffufal, kaffufel and kerfuffle.

My Dad, B. Fathers, often spoke of a "kaffufal valve". I took it that a kaffufal valve would be the type of thing used or found on one of Professor Branestawms' inventions popularised in a series of books by Norman Hunter.

See: Author Norman Hunter and in particular W. Heath Robinsons' illustrations of Professor Branestawms' inventions/contraptions to understand about kaffufal valves and you will see the connection between guffufel and a kaffufal valve.

Guffufel - A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all.

Kaffufal valve - An unnecessary device used on a unnecessary machine that tends to lead to a lot of comedic fuss about nothing much at all.
Two women at a 10% off sale in the ladies underwear section of a store, were fighting over this one last bra. They were tugging and pulling until suddenly the bra ripped in half. Each women, sweating, puffing and panting walked off, triumphant, with half a bra each.

Two male staff members who witnessed this titty covering tug'o'war, wondered why it was sooo important to get the bra or even one half of it and whatever would they do about their homeless titty? Turning to each other one of the staff persons remarked to the other "what a f'kin guffufel, silly pair of Guff Buckets."
by Rod Fathers (see Guff Bucket) November 1, 2013
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Guffaw

guf·faw (g-fô)
noun
1.A hearty, boisterous burst of laughter.
2.To laugh heartily and boisterously.
3.Danzor
Jake guffawed at Dan's foolish attempts to look intelligent.
by Ennkay April 14, 2008
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