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Globosexual

Someone attracted to seeing everything on the globe more than any other possessions
he has a endless bucket list, he's definitely a globosexual
by Flogged February 17, 2022
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Goosexual

People who are sexually attracted to goop, slime, sludge, etc.
Goosexuals in a swamp go hard.
by Clown #4 September 20, 2023
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Gojosexual

A deep love for Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen. Oftentimes, Gojosexual friends will spread their Gojosexuality like a parasite, unable to stop talking about Gojo. This eventually affects their ability to function as a normal member of society, leading to a downwards spiral, often referred to as the Gojoslide.
Friend 1: OMGOMG LOOK AT THIS MOUTHWATERING FANART OF GOJO

Friend 2: Pls stop talking about Gojo, you're such a Gojosexual.

Friend 1: Live laugh love Gojo 🥺
by MioWioBio February 12, 2024
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Dromosexual

Dromosexual (adj./noun) – A person who is irresistibly drawn to drama, thrives on attention, and constantly seeks to be the center of every situation. They exaggerate stories, present themselves as the ultimate authority on all topics, and refuse to be wrong. They project an image of being the toughest, most dominant person in the room, constantly boasting about their strength, skills, or past experiences. However, beneath the facade, they are a complete coward, a habitual liar, and a failure who fabricates achievements to cover their deep-seated insecurities. Their social interactions are fueled by an insatiable need for validation, control, and recognition, despite lacking the substance to back it up.
That guy at the bar is being a real Dromosexual right now.
by SabinFF6 February 7, 2025
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closet bromosexual

Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:

1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.

Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!

Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.

Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!

Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011
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